One day I went browsing in a bookshop with esoteric literature. As I was leaving, my eye caught a title of a book. It said "Magic and cats".
I love cats. I grew up surrounded by cats. We allways had about six cats at home. There was a group of 3 of ours and the others were strayed cats who relocated to our place. Perhaps we had a big board in a garden saying "cats friendly environment" or "cats united states".
I don’t know what is that book about but as I went, my imagination strated to play. What would it be like if our cats pursue Magic?
I was going to see my parents and cats at the weekend. When I got there I found out that cats took over the house. It looked like this.
I walked into a room and saw Macek (our big black tomcat) sitting in front of his wic-cat altar in his own birthday fur, holding a magic wand in one paw and an Athame in the other one casting-mewing some catspells.
I said: "Hi Macek, how is it going?"
Macek turns to me looking very serious, he says:" Do not disturb please, don’t you see I am in the middle of my ritual? Go on see Minda".
Me: "Allright, sorry."
I find Minda in a living room, laying on a sofa, pampering herself.
"Hi Minda, you look gorgeous, how are things?"
"Hi Nadia, you look gorgeous too. Yes, things are good, I have been doing loads of "everlasting beauty" rituals. It really works"
Me:"Wow, amazing, will you spell the spell to me? I wanna be everlasting beauty too."
Minda: "Sure my dear. Have you seen Macek yet?"
Me:" Yes, I caught him in the middle of a ritual"
Minda:" I know, he has been doing Banishings recently. He thinks that our neighbour casted a spell- cursed him- not to be able to catch any mice"
Me:"Holy mouse! That’s serious"!
Minda:"Yeah, he hasn’t caught anything since the row they have had over me. Otherwise our sex life improved a lot. I got him into Tantra and Sex Magic rituals. Girl, I tell you, it’s something else!"
Me:"Funtastic! I am into Tantra too. You know, I think that sexual energy is the main life force and is universal and very powerful!"
Minda:" Yep, spiritual sex is the most straight forward way how to connect with what we call the God. It is sacred.
Me:"So, how’s my Mum and Dad?
Minda: "Your Mum has been very naughty, behaving immaturely recently. She has been playing a martyr. You know what I am talking about. She is being a bit manipulative, making up all those illnesses, like allergies to cats, to control people & cats around her. But my friend Micka is NLP master and she sassed out pretty fast what was really going on and did some EFT therapy on her. It worked fast with the best result.
Your Dad has been naughty too, I must say. You remember how he twisted his ankle? He didn’t take a rest and it didn’t heal properly. It was still playing up. So Micka gave him some Reiky and Cranio therapy which worked great."
I can hear the noises from the backround. It’s Macek..." Oh abundant Universe, rich in all, send me what is mine - mice. I attract a full portion...."
Me: "Minda, do you think you could pull a few cards for me?"
Minda: "Sure honey, let’s do it now. Let me stick a kettle on for a coffee. You make yourself comfy, take couple of deep breaths and I will be right there. You can have a cigarette if you want."
Me:"No, thanks, I quit, apparently smoking closes your chakras down ....."
So that was a bit from our Cat’s Magic life....
to be continued...
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